HEAVEN SMILES

what your foreign language study says about you
            
            spanish:
            
            you are trying to fulfill a requirement
            
            french:
            
            you run a hipster blog and are far too defensive of the french language
            
            latin:
            
            you value academia very highly but you value dick jokes more
            
            ancient greek:
            
            like latin except you also hate yourself
            
            old english:
            
            you care way too much about lord of the rings
            
            russian:
            
            you are russian
            
            italian:
            
            you are a naïve, romantic writer and you want to be a wine connoisseur (when you turn 21)
            
            german:
            
            you are an intellectual overachiever who carries a heavy burden of existential angst
            
            finnish:
            
            you just really like grammar for some reason
            
            japanese:
            
            either you live entirely for challenges or you're weaboo trash there isn't much of an in-between
            
            norwegian:
            
            you are ylvis trash